lolryuken

Blocking is for scrubs.

—Furtive, 2011

People with social lives are so lame. What’s your gamertag, baby?

Really? We’re still going with this?

Seeing the same special moves all the time is boring. Everyone needs a level 3.

I’m not sure that it means what you think it means.

I can’t do 2-frame links. I conclude that everyone else is wrong.

Yo this Yun player that I lost to was so free. He kept dropping all his combos. I only lost to him because I dropped a Balrog combo. That dude was so free.

Stop hitting me! Damage is a comeback mechanic! This game is so cheap!

Oops, I didn’t post anything for a long time.

lol @ irl I guess.

You definitely couldn’t play both.